remember when i mentioned the prego diet i am currently on...the one that forces me to eat THE ONE FOOD that comes to mind and eat it NOW? let's talk about that. some people call this a craving. i call it a manifestation from god that, somewhere in my youth or childhood, i must have done something bad.
here's the part where you understand why i call this the DON'T LOOK BACK diet:
7:00 - 10:00 am
handfuls of cheerios from box at bedside
bowl of bland cereal (NO SUGAR!) with milk
second (possibly third) bowl of said cereal
sunchips
handfuls of mighty bites
water and diet 7-up
burger king cheeseburger (PLAIN!) with fries and strawberry soda
burger king french toast sticks
we're not even to 11:00 am yet and i am already too grossed out to go on. even Little says "gross." she's got a word for everything now, it seems, and i am sorry to say that some of them are not complimentary.
other foods i'm consuming in quantity: bell peppers, ramen noodles (beef flavor), lipton chicken noodle soup (4 servings at a go), twix bars, strawberries, peppered salami on wheat, and broccoli. to drink, anything carbonated. weird, huh?
7 comments:
Is it possible to have similar cravings to yours if one only looks pregnant but cannot possibly be?
I know exactly what you mean! I hadn't set a toenail in McDonald's for like 7 years before I was pregnant for the first time. Suddenly I was craving McChicken Sandwiches-nasty, mayo-laden, pre-frozen patty, limp brown lettuce-a truly disgusting choice I couldn't live without. A couple days ago I begged Ian, right in the middle of a movie, to make a Jack in the Box run for me. Poor guy. He did it too. We borrow freely from EPL when we call it my No FatBurger Left Behind Diet.
I updated my blog. Does that mean I get something commercial for Christmas????
Being pregnant means never having to say "I'm sorry". Right?
shawn: how would you know, pretty princess?
melissa: lol. we need to have some lunch together soon. i'll bring the fast food.
justin: you bet, baby.
kitti: that's my new favorite!
Krista, you always know how to make me feel better for resembling a Macy's Day parade balloon as I pass by the reflective windows of clothing stores I'll never be able to shop in again. I'm going to have a McDonald's M&M McFlurry in your honor....mmmmm...I need that RIGHT NOW!
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